The Presidents: Incest at its best

So I guess it turns out that American politicians really do keep it in the family.

(This is meant to be taken semi-seriously)

According to MSNBC Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are related.
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21340764/)

And according to the NY Post Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are related.
(http://www.nypost.com/seven/10172007/news/regionalnews/dissing_cousins__obama__cheney.htm)

This thereby means that Barack Obama is related to George W. Bush, and his father (and grandfather, Prescott Bush, who money laundered for the Nazis) likewise.

It also turns out that George W. Bush is related to John Kerry, the 2004 presidential candidate.
(http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/03/04/politics/main604163.shtml)
(Funnily enough they’re both related to Hugh Hefner as well)

Which means that Barack Obama is related to John Kerry.

Some other connections include:

George Bush and Barack Obama are related to Winston Churchill
(http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/26/2199175.htm)

Bill Clinton (thereby Hillary) is related to the English monarchy
(http://www.realnews247.com/clinton%27s_family_tree.htm)
Bill Clinton is also related to William Henry Harrison which thus makes him related to Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter.

The Kennedy/Lincoln share some very very strange parallels
(http://karws.gso.uri.edu/JFK/Misc._documents/Kennedy_and_Lincoln.html)

I guess when the powerful elites try to do good (Lincoln/Kennedy) they are simply assassinated in a very suspicious manner. Booth managed to get past Lincoln’s guards and pop him in the back of the head. Oswald manages to get past the Secret Service and hit Kennedy in the front of the head while standing behind him (if you know the JFK assassination you may know what I am talking about).

Obama is just another face to the evils that be, a false hope for the American people. Everything he does will be in the name of ‘change’, and the people will roar their approval, “they shall scream thy name”. But will it be for the better? I think not. Democrats, republicans, they are the same thing, ruled by the exact same elites. They are an illusion that we have a choice. They may as well change their names to Demopublicans and Republocrats. Barack Obama is just the new face to an ancient evil.

The CFR, the Trilateral Commission, Bilderbergs, Bohemian Club, Free Masons, and Skull and Bones. They are the omnipotent, omniscient, and self-glorifiers that rule this world, directly or indirectly, through clever means of mass media manipulation and psychological warfare. We can stop it, but we choose not to. We choose to simply lie down and watch MTV while we become walking advertisements blind to the world around us. I know I’ve just about fallen for it.

Plan A: Ron Paul 2012
Plan B: AnArChY

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